ARE YOU ASIAN?

Subject: 62 ways to find out if you are really Asian ( more on the way )

1. 62) You unwrap your gifts carefully so you can save and reuse the wrapping.
2. 61) When there is a sale on toilet paper, you would buy 100 or more rolls to store them at home.
3. 60) You have a vinyl cloth on your kitchen table.
4. 59) Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
5. 58) Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
6. 57) You have stuff in your freezer since the beginning of time.
7. 56) You use your dishwasher as a rack only.
8. 55) You have never used your dishwasher.
9. 54) You keep a thermos of hot water at all time.
10. 53) You safe your grocery bags, tin foils and containers.
11. 52) You use your grocery bags for garbage.
12. 51) You like to leave your shoes at the door.
13. 50) Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles.
14. 49) You like to iron your shirts.
15. 48) You like to twirl your pen or pencil around your fingers.
16. 47) You hate to waste food so you would try to eat everything on the table even if you are full.
17. 46) You use the jam jars as drinking glasses.
18. 45) You�ve a collection of miniature shampoo bottles you carry every time you stay at a hotel.
19. 44) Ditto napkins.
20. 43) You have never ordered room service.
21. 42) You carry your own food whenever you travel.
22. 41) You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
23. 40) Your dad thinks he can fix everything by himself.
24. 39) Guys like to surround girls at a party to look cool.
25. 38) You live with your parents even when you are 30 years old.
26. 37) If you are married and 30 years old, then you live in an apartment next to your parent�s place.
27. 36) You don�t often use measuring cups.
28. 35) You feel like you have gotten a good deal if you didn�t pay any tax.
29. 34) You beat eggs with chopsticks.
30. 33) You own a tea cup.
31. 32) You have a drawer full of old pens, most of which you don�t even write anymore.
32. 31) Your mom or dad drives a Mercedes or Lexus to the Price Club.
33. 30) You know most of the waiters or waitress at your favorite restaurant.
34. 29) You don�t call your parents just to say hi.
35. 28) You always cook too much.
36. 27) If you don�t live at home, then your parents call to ask if you�ve eaten anything yet.
37. 26) Your parents always want you to come home if you are away.
38. 25) Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you are sick.
39. 24) When you are sick, they tell you not to eat any fried foods or bake goods cause they produce hot air.
40. 23) Your parents never go to a movie.
41. 22) You use a face cloth.
42. 21) Your parents use a clothes line.
43. 20) You eat the last grain of rice in your bowl, but don�t eat the last piece of food on the table.
44. 19) You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
45. 18) You never discuss yourlove life with your parents.
46. 17) You keep used batteries.
47. 16) You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
48. 15) You hide your money somewhere at home.
49. 14) You drive mostly Toyota or Honda.
50. 13) You believe in Japanese car.
51. 12) Perhaps you might take a look at a Nissan.
52. 11) You have never called for a cab.
53. 10) You prefer the bus.
54. 09) You don�t vote.
55. 08) Or you have never voted before.
56. 07) You starve yourself before going to a all-you-can eat restaurant.
57. 06) You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attach���.means they are still fresh.
58. 05) You own a rice cooker.
59. 04) You wash your rice two or three times before cooking it.
60. 03) You are always half or one-hour late.
61. 02) Your parents are never satisfy with your grades.
62. 01) You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine, or business.

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